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Gizmodo is reporting evidence of the mighty, 137.5 million dollar F-22 Raptor being outmaneuvered and “killed” in training by a pilot flying a little T38 Talon, a 48-year-old  design. The footage:

Pwned! Wow, just saying that makes me want to txt my friends in class and “Tweet” about how much Lucky Charms I had for breakfast. Guess it’s a good thing I don’t have any friends!

Anyway, AutoTuneShould… laid his great balls of fire on the table:

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Here’s a picture of an adorable baby seal:

If you’re at all familiar with the Internet, you know what comes next:

I love a good unicode pun in the morning…

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The pirate situation off the coast of Somalia is gradually escalating, but commentators have had the solution all along:

The problem is, ninjas just consider hostages “collateral damage.”

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According to this article, a disturbed man recently shot himself in Eugene, Oregon during a late-night screening of Watchmen. In an unprompted outpouring of sympathy and regret, the digg community brought their best comments to the table:

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Here’s a debate for the ages if I’ve ever seen one: toilet paper over the top or down behind? Bloody conflicts have resulted from less (though if you have blood on your toilet paper, you might want to go get a checkup).

Either way, el Ray Cianuro makes some good points about how to properly “rear” children:

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From the people that brought you such immortal works of prose as “5 Whores That Changed the Course of History” and “7 Dinosaurs You Could Take in a Fight,” we have this: “5 Ways Common Sense Lies to you Every Day.” Cue the snarky comments:

Now, I have to give the author of “5 Ways Common Sense Lies to You Every Day” credit for taking the relatively intellectual high-road here and trying to discuss some principles of logic, but consider your target audience: every single one of them has an iPhone fart app. Or ring tone. Or they just have gas from eating too many Cheetos. Stick to ironic reference to 80s and 90s pop culture, and you’ll be better off.

Of course, who am I to judge? This is just a meta-blog nobody reads anyway :). (The Nirvana Fallacy - look it up, or read Cracked.com regularly).

And while we’re on the subject, whatever happened to the good ol’ “Top 10 Lists?” They can only produce 5? Are the writers at Cracked.com really so lazy that… oh. Oh, never mind.

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In applause to the alacrity with which Jon Stewart recently dismantled CNBC Mad Money host Jim Cramer on the daily show comes this snippet. Maybe “thechansen” is on to something; what better way to enshrine the liberal media? Even Sean Hannity can get behind that one.

via Engadget / Gawker