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April 21st, 2009 § 0
Gizmodo is reporting evidence of the mighty, 137.5 million dollar F-22 Raptor being outmaneuvered and “killed” in training by a pilot flying a little T38 Talon, a 48-year-oldĀ design. The footage:
Pwned! Wow, just saying that makes me want to txt my friends in class and “Tweet” about how much Lucky Charms I had for breakfast. Guess it’s a good thing I don’t have any friends!
Anyway, AutoTuneShould… laid his great balls of fire on the table:

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April 16th, 2009 § 1
A brutal flame war has erupted over at icanhascheezburger:
…I think. What the hell is a snerk? Is that some sort of ghoulish hooked weapon used for disembowelment? Your guess is as good as mine.
April 13th, 2009 § 2
Here’s a picture of an adorable baby seal:
If you’re at all familiar with the Internet, you know what comes next:
I love a good unicode pun in the morning…
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April 12th, 2009 § 3
The pirate situation off the coast of Somalia is gradually escalating, but commentators have had the solution all along:
The problem is, ninjas just consider hostages “collateral damage.”
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April 7th, 2009 § 0
According to this article, a disturbed man recently shot himself in Eugene, Oregon during a late-night screening of Watchmen. In an unprompted outpouring of sympathy and regret, the digg community brought their best comments to the table:
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March 31st, 2009 § 0
There’s a right good-’ol donnybrook going down over at NorCalBlogs.com/Post_Scripts right now. It’s a profoundly bigoted, irrational and long-winded discussion about ending woman’s right to vote in response to some rightwing nutjob’s article. Here are some excerpts:
“My mother always said giving women the right to vote was stupid.
She claimed that they already had the right to vote and exercised it at the diner table and in the bedroom.”
- Dale
“Spot on.
Women voting eventually leads to socialism, especially when more and more women are liberated — i.e., reporducing without husbands, and therefore looking for Big Brother to being a father to their little bastards.”
- El Rey
And an editor with no concept of Irony. At all:
“Only an arty XXXX would say someone was “played like a stradivarius.”
- Svlad Jelly
Editor: We do not tolerate hate speech. Using the term arty F- - - - violated our policy for public decency.
Do it again and you will banned for life.”
Join in! Unless you happen to be a woman, of course, in which case you’re “not logical” enough and the author of this article would prefer you to shut up and go make babies/him a sandwich. Commenting on drivel like this is men’s business, sweet cheeks. /sarcasm
UPDATE: On further inspection, the article in question is actually arguing that women are too sympathetic and illogical to vote properly. Of course…
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March 28th, 2009 § 0
Here’s a debate for the ages if I’ve ever seen one: toilet paper over the top or down behind? Bloody conflicts have resulted from less (though if you have blood on your toilet paper, you might want to go get a checkup).
Either way, el Ray Cianuro makes some good points about how to properly “rear” children:
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March 24th, 2009 § 0
Reddit uses a question about pulling out nose hair to redefine masculinity:
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March 23rd, 2009 § 0
Clearly Dell is targeting a more sophisticated market with this product, but I think they may get more than they bargained for.
via Engadget